Vol. IEst. MMXXVI
Wellness · Desire · Relationships

Your body is
the main plot.

Honest, researched writing on women’s wellness, desire, sexuality and relationships, for readers who fell in love with romantasy and want the real story behind the spice.

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The Chambers

Choose a door.

Six rooms in the castle. Each one holds the questions you’ve been too polite to ask.

I

The Moon Chamber

Your month is a plot.

Cycles, hormones, PMS, fertility awareness, perimenopause.

II

The Ember Chamber

Desire, decoded.

Arousal, libido, pleasure, orgasm, toys and glide.

III

The Thorn Chamber

When it hurts, it matters.

Painful sex, pelvic health, endometriosis, boundaries, consent.

IV

The Bond Chamber

Closeness is a skill.

Relationships, intimacy, repair after a fight, asking for what you want.

V

The Healer's Chamber

The body basics nobody taught you.

Contraception, STIs, checkups, vulvar and vaginal health.

VI

The Library

Romantasy, read through a health lens.

What the books get right, what they get dangerously wrong.

Forthcoming

On the writing desk

I · The Moon Chamber

Your Month Is a Plot: How Your Cycle Rewrites Desire

Four phases, four different heroines. What changes in arousal and sensation, week by week.

Forthcoming
  1. II
    The Thorn ChamberSoon

    Sex Shouldn’t Hurt. Here’s What to Do When It Does.

    The causes are common and treatable. Here’s how to get taken seriously.

  2. III
    The LibrarySoon

    The Contraceptive Tonic Problem

    Fantasy heroines get a tidy potion. Here is the real birth-control map, minus the magic.

  3. IV
    The Ember ChamberSoon

    Turn the Body On Before the Plot

    “Just relax” is half wrong. Here’s what research says about nerves, breath and arousal.

  4. V
    The LibrarySoon

    What Romantasy Gets Right (and Wrong) About the First Time

    Pain, blood, instant bliss: we separate the plot devices from the physiology.

  5. VI
    The Bond ChamberSoon

    Asking for It Out Loud

    Scripts for telling a partner what you want, borrowed from the scenes you reread.

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A private field guide to specific desire, stacked endings, and scenes your body can actually finish.

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Contents
  1. PrologueSpecific Desire
  2. IThe Series Your Body Can Write
  3. IIMap Before the Climax
  4. IIIThe Month Is a Plot
  5. IVThe Control Room: Turn the Body On Before the Plot
  6. VTexture, Glide, Chemistry
  7. VIThe Prop Department
  8. VIIDirected Pleasure
  9. …and five more, including the Scene Recipes and three appendices.

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